…I would write one.
Stop robocalling me. Every one I get, I will intentionally try to navigate your prompts, get a person, and do everything in my power to destroy their morale.
I have the technological ability to fight fire with fire. Keep cold-calling me about illegal, fraudulent bullshit, and I can easily set up a cloud VM to call your offices non-stop. It’s entirely possible to crash your dialer system by overload. That, my dear stupid friends, is my goal.