Tech Support: “What seems to be the problem?”
floz: “My internet is slow as heck.”
TS: “What kind of computer are you using?”
TS: “Windows or Mac?”
floz: “Neither… I mean, I have two windows machines, a macbook, and half a dozen linux machines. What do you need?”
TS: “We need to use the Windows machine.”
floz: “For what?”
TS: “We need to run a traceroute.”
floz: “dude… seriously? traceroute is cross-platform. It even runs on my router.”
So… I’ve gone round and round with this company for months, while their service continues to degrade.
I’ve purchased a fair amount of kit, eliminating network issues on the LAN side, and carefully configuring each piece as I improve the overall system.
Yet, I still continue to have foolish damn problems with the connection.
phase 1: automate network tests, record to .csv and publish on the web… also, share this with TWC via social media
web link: myispsucks!
phase 2: if phase 1 doesn’t get their attention, automate tweets to their service goons every time performance dips below a reasonable threshold.
phase 2b: shop the competition, and fire these idiots.
Yup, I tend to be angry about a lot of things. There are a lot of things that people should be angry about.
TWC/Spectrum as much as admitted that Techni-color built routers are the majority equipment shipped by them.
This frightens me, as they are horrible equipment riddled with security holes.
Continue reading more holes than swiss cheese.
I try to avoid putting too many directly political things here. Instead of saying here what side is right or wrong, I’m going to provide a few simple facts that will help you to make your own decisions.Continue reading net neutrality
…I would write one.
Stop robocalling me. Every one I get, I will intentionally try to navigate your prompts, get a person, and do everything in my power to destroy their morale.
Continue reading if i wanted to talk to a piss-poor AI…
Children, at least all the ones I know, are tiny little savages.
If you’ve never read Lord Of The Flies, you should. The story indicates quite clearly why children are not allowed any real power.
It’s not insulting in this case to call children tiny savages. It is, rather, a statement of fact.
Continue reading lord of the fleas
Maybe updates go differently elsewhere… I dunno. What I do know is that sometimes they get dragged out over months.
Continue reading fixing the problem(s)
It’s commonly accepted that ISPs want to save a dime. They will cut corners everywhere they can in trying to do so.
Some are worse than others, and everyone does their cost-cutting in different areas.
Continue reading why does this router smell of poo?
Various nations around the world are stirring the shit. North Korea still wants to have the big fireworks. The U.S. still tries to play moral authority and police for the rest of the world, and Syria (apparently) is back to the trend in the region… gassing civilians.
I don’t know, or care what’s legit out of these news stories. That’s right, I’m not investing that much into this. Why?
Continue reading try to sell that b.s. elsewhere